There are many times during the week when I find myself in a bind to make a quick meal for myself. There is no better cure for a quick meal than the 8 min or less Kraft Dinner Fix. All you need is a pot, a stove, and a spoon as your major gadgets to make this perfection. Some might argue that a bowl of some sort is needed as well but real men and women eat the stuff right from the pot anyways. The instructions are pretty simple too.

1.Boil water
2.Add noodles
3.Stir for a bit
4.Strain noodles
5.Add butter or margarine
6.Add cheese stuff
7.add milk
8.Finished!



The fact that I even had to mention the directions to this stuff is pretty sad if you don’t already know them but just in case there they are. To be on the biased side, this is Kraft Dinner we’re talking about here. Don’t confuse it with that stuff they call macaroni and cheese which is creamier and has these weird smiley faced shaped noodles in them. Kraft Dinner is by Kraft Foods and includes a yummy variety of different choices to choose from now. Instead of the traditional regular, you can now get other great choices such as extra creamy, egg and noodle and even spaghetti styled Kraft Dinner.Here are a few things to watch out for though. If you eat it in a pot; you’ll most likely need to end up washing this pot at some point down the line. My tip is to shove it in the sink as soon as you’re done making it and to begin washing it fast in a circular clockwise motion. This way the cheese won’t be stuck to the pot very much when you decide to make Kraft Dinner again a year from now. Also, be sure to stir the noodles every little bit or else you’ll have a shitload of noodles stuck to your pot when you begin adding the butter into the pot.



As if Kraft Dinner wasn’t easy enough for us to make, they now have Easy Mac Kraft Dinner out there for the real boobs who need their Kraft Dinner fix in under a minute’s time. Here’s also some tips you should know about the stuff and why it’s the freaking greatest food on the planet. First off, aside from its relative ease to make in reasonable timing; it’s only like 1$. Heck, even less than a dollar if you actually bring a coupon or go when the stuff is on special. For all those homeless dudes out there who always complain about not having any food; maybe if they went and bought some Kraft Dinner instead of booze than they’d be a little less hungry as Kraft Dinner is really easy to make on top of those garbage can fires that they all got.I also don’t know what’s more romantic than making Kraft Dinner over a fire instead of roasting those damn marshmallows and burning your finger on them when you take one off of the stick. The stuff also includes the addition of milk into the pot. Milk is healthy isn’t it? And if that’s not convincing enough, you can add peas or vegetables to the stuff later and cast it off as a casserole dish which is a pretty convincing health food is it not?

Kraft Dinner has even gotten into the entertainment business in the past 10 years with groups like the barenaked ladies singing about eating kraft dinner even if they were rich and characters like Terrence and Phillip promoting this great food on the television show South Park. It is for this reason that we proudly promote Kraft Dinner as our great BoobNewb Food.

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