Mitch Hedberg Quote: April 2005
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Mitch Hedberg was an upstart stand up comedian who never quite got the big break like so many stand ups before him. He had some success and before his death was actually in the works for a HBO comedy special which was one of his major goals. He will be greatly missed and this month’s quote comes from him.
| “I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut – I’ll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend… don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it’s back home in the file… under “D”, for doughnut.” |
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