Sports People Are Funny Also (The quotes vol.1)

Just because athletes are doing physical things all day long doesn’t mean that they can’t stop for a moment to deliver a funny quote or two. The commentators can also get into the thick of things and not even realize what they just said as well. So with that being said; let’s take a look at our first bunch of hilarious quotes straight from the world of sports.

[Gene Klein]-“In basketball, the first person to touch the ball shoots it. Either that or the coach carefully diagrams a set play and then the first player to touch it shoots it.”

[Kevin Keegan]-“I’ll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.”

[Jeremy Roenick After a playoff game in which the Blackhawks claimed that they deserved a penalty shot against Colorado, goalie Patrick Roy declares that Roenick would not have been able to score anyway. The Blackhawks forward replies:]-“I wonder where he was in the 3rd game (won 4-3 in overtime by Chicago). He was probably busy adjusting his jock strap when I beat him.”

[ Bill The Spaceman’ Lee]-“You have only two hemispheres in your brain – a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It’s a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.”

[Charles ‘Casey’ Stengel]-“There’s three things you can do in a baseball game – you can win, you can lose, or it can rain.”

[New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season]:”I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”

[Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:] “That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my fucking clothes.”

[Shaquille O’Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece:] “I can’t really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.”

[Jacques Plante]-“How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ”

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