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Dane Cook is an up and rising stand up comedian. He has won several awards recently including being named Comedy Central’s favorite comedian and Stuff magazine’s comic of the year. In early August, his second album, Retaliation, debuted at Number Four on the Billboard 200, making him the highest-charting comedian since Steve Martin a quarter century ago.



He also recently appeared on the MTV Video Music Awards presenting alongside Snoop Dogg. He will soon be in a couple of feature films as well with such actors as Ryan Renolds and Chris Evans. Check out his new album ‘Retaliation’ which is in stores now and for more info check out his personal website, http://www.danecook.com.

-“No guy will ever say to his friends… ‘screw chicks, I just gotta dance.”

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Apparently Al Gore is creating a new TV Channel called Current TV which focuses on news on the internet and 75% of the content is user-submitted from the internet. What Al still doesn’t know is that even after all of these years, the internet was something that was bound to happen and was beginning to get started way before he even opened his big mouth with this stupid comment.

“I invented the internet”. – Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

Way to go Al,thanks for bringing us the internet…(sigh)

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Jeremy Hotz is a Gemini award winning stand up comedian who used to write for the John Stewart show and has appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on several occasions. He can currently be seen on the hit Canadian series ‘The Newsroom’ and has a new project with Comedy Central coming out soon. In this quote, Jeremy discusses what it would be like to freak everybody out at the bowling alley.

“Let’s get out of here. Let’s just go. 300 of us. That’d be great. Let’s go bowling right now. Oh Christ that’d be hysterical. We show up at the same bowling alley at the same time. Just freak the guy behind the counter out. We’re here! ‘Holy fuck. I don’t have shoes for these people!’ “

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