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03 05 2005

Dave Chappelle Quote: May 2005

Posted by: shipster in Quote of The Month

Chappelle show: Season 3 will be airing at the end of May so with that being said ,what greater time than now to have a Dave Chappelle quote for May. This quote comes from one of Dave’s most popular characters from his hit tv show who goes by the name of Tyrone Biggumz and who is a crack addicted homeless person. In this scene, Tyrone is on the hit reality tv game show ‘Fear Factor’ and is trying to win himself 50 000$.The host,Joe Rogan, asks Tyrone to give one answer why he might be the winner of this game show and Tyrone being the crack addict that he is can only give one reason why he might win the 50 000$.

Tyrone Biggums: “There’s something you don’t know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks.”

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Mitch Hedberg Quote: April 2005

Posted by: shipster in Quote of The Month

Mitch Hedberg was an upstart stand up comedian who never quite got the big break like so many stand ups before him. He had some success and before his death was actually in the works for a HBO comedy special which was one of his major goals. He will be greatly missed and this month’s quote comes from him.

“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut – I’ll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend… don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it’s back home in the file… under “D”, for doughnut.”

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