BoobNewb’s Cockfights.com Website Proposal

At BoobNewb, we often get confused as being an adult entertainment website with our title confusing young would-be perverts of thinking that our site deals exclusively in some way with boobs. We understand the confusion and the anger that 12 year old boys and 40 year old men who still live in their parents basement get when they waste 5 seconds of their time on our website without seeing any boobies.Therefore, we have come up with a solution that will at least give this small demographic of our website a few small seconds of joy. We have come up with an idea for a new porno website that we are pitching to all the major studios in the hope that it catches on like a fat kid on a cupcake and becomes an extra source of revenue to help keep the monkey out of my closet. Here’s our website proposal:

A boobnewb porn site would begin in much the same way that anything else begins with on this here website: having polite conversations and eating Doritos. The idea of this site would be to have famous well endowed pornstars make challenges to random passer bys, in an old fashioned “slap to the face”, to defend the passer by’s girlfriend’s honor by facing our well hung pornstar to a cock fight. The winner gets to engage in relations with the girlfriend (staged girlfriend of course who would obviously be a pornstar as well).

The rules would be pretty much like fencing where you must jab at your opponent with your own erect penis and the matches would be a best 2 out of 3 falls to declare a winner. Also, there will be a referee to make sure that there is no foul play such as tripping or shoving and to ensure fair play amongst the contestants. To ensure that the contestants’ weapons stay erect; there will be 2 “ring girls” on the sidelines to ensure that the contestants are good to go after each round. The contestants must tie their hands behind their backs so only their penises would be able to make any contact.

Also, as an alternative, we could have one hand behind their backs and the other to be their “fencing” or “cocking” hand.In the case of a tie (if the final match results in a draw or exceeds the time limit), we would break the tiebreaker by having an old fashioned gun duel (or in this case a cock duel).The men would stand back to back, walk a couple of feet and draw cum shots and the one with the biggest cum load would be declared the victor thus winning the entire match. After the winner is declared, he will be given the spoils by engaging in intercourse with the lady prize. This would appear as the second part of the video.

The main goal of this site is to appeal to both gay and straight men: The women get the chance to see two guys go at it while the second portion of the video is just for the men who like to see some good-to-great gonzo action on the 7$/hr. set that we have rented for the day. The actual cockfighting would be more in tune for gay men that would enjoy the site of two men slapping their well proportioned penises together.In conclusion, I hope the many of you who have read the preceding article will be supportive of this possible project by all of us here at BoobNewb, and realize the importance of a uni-sexual website that can appeal to both straight and gay men. But, don’t worry women out there. Be rest assured that there will be a project designed for lesbian and straight women, which we will hopefully be able to incorporate into cockfights.com.Thank You

-The anonymous BoobNewb Staff

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