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One of the more popular series currently airing this summer is HBO’s hit show Entourage. One of the stars of the show is a neurotic jewish super agent to the stars played by Jeremy Piven. There have been many funny quotes from this show but here’s a personal favorite of mine from our good pal Ari.In this scene, Ari is planning a takeover of his owner’s talent agency. The reason for this is because he can’t stand him and wants to destroy the agency and hire anybody who wants to leave to his own talent agency. Also, his assistant is a gay Asian who Ari constantly makes racial remarks to…
Ari Gold: You all know who’s been running this company for the past eight years. And you all know that when I go, in no time you will be repping nobodys like Bill from “The Apprentice.” No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply– to make everyone who is in at the ground floor rich, and to burn this motherfucking place to the ground! Lloyd, are you with me?
Ari Gold: [Lloyd remains silent. Ari approaches him.] Lloyd, what are you doing? You and me we have a special bond. Come on, let’s go. Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation. Ari Gold: I can’t swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after. |
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