At BoobNewb, we often get confused as being an adult entertainment website with our title confusing young would-be perverts of thinking that our site deals exclusively in some way with boobs. We understand the confusion and the anger that 12 year old boys and 40 year old men who still live in their parents basement get when they waste 5 seconds of their time on our website without seeing any boobies.Therefore, we have come up with a solution that will at least give this small demographic of our website a few small seconds of joy. We have come up with an idea for a new porno website that we are pitching to all the major studios in the hope that it catches on like a fat kid on a cupcake and becomes an extra source of revenue to help keep the monkey out of my closet. Here’s our website proposal:
Did someone say cockfight?
A boobnewb porn site would begin in much the same way that anything else begins with on this here website: having polite conversations and eating Doritos. The idea of this site would be to have famous well endowed pornstars make challenges to random passer bys, in an old fashioned “slap to the face”, to defend the passer by’s girlfriend’s honor by facing our well hung pornstar to a cock fight. The winner gets to engage in relations with the girlfriend (staged girlfriend of course who would obviously be a pornstar as well).
The rules would be pretty much like fencing where you must jab at your opponent with your own erect penis and the matches would be a best 2 out of 3 falls to declare a winner. Also, there will be a referee to make sure that there is no foul play such as tripping or shoving and to ensure fair play amongst the contestants. To ensure that the contestants’ weapons stay erect; there will be 2 “ring girls” on the sidelines to ensure that the contestants are good to go after each round. The contestants must tie their hands behind their backs so only their penises would be able to make any contact. (more…)
