We start off 2006 with a very funny quote from a recent Saturday Night Live Skit. Lazy Sunday is a music video starring Saturday Night Live cast members Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg that aired on the December 17, 2005, episode of the show. The video shows both cast members rapping on the streets of New York while they consume cupcakes and go and see the film ‘The Chronicles of Narnia’. While there were many funny quotes from the video, the one that sticks in my mind was so popular that they recently began to sell t-shirts from the quote. The quote says that Mr. Pibb and Red Vines can be consumed together by biting both ends of a Red Vine off and using it as a straw, and therefore we get this funny little math equation.

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In episode 2., we showcase some of the most relaxing tools out on the market today. These items will surely aid any lazy person in getting a good night sleep, waking up on time or simply just relaxing while surfing the net or watching tv. Here’s our recommended guide to relaxation in no particular order.

Stretching Human Touch Robotic Leather Massage Recliner with Calf & Foot Massage

-I believe the title explains this chair right away but let’s look at some of the chairs features.It realistically mimics the in-and-out, up-and-down movements of the arms, hands, wrists, fingers and thumbs of a skilled — and tireless — massage professional. You can also adjust the size of the chair to fit your height and weight proportions so whether you’re a big man or a small man, you can’t go wrong with this chair.

Laptop Lap Desk

-We like this little item for anybody that owns a laptop. It’s lightweight, portable and can help you relax while trying to hold that heavy laptop of yours in your lap in a crowded or busy area with no tables available. It also is designed to push the heat of your laptop away from your crotch which can only help men not lower their sperm count in the near future.

Contour-Foam Silver Neck-Support Pillow

-There are many good pillows out on the market, but we chose this one because of its support for the neck and head which is very important as well as its ease to come apart and be thrown into the washer. Its anti-mite, anti-mold and anti-microbe usage also helps those like me who have allergies and don’t wish to fall ill from their pillows. (more…)

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Once in a while we find ourselves with an amazing actor/actress that worked hard to climb up into the ranks of celebrity status. On the other end, it seems that if anybody in your family is famous, this somehow gives a family member the impression that they can be famous too. Over the past few years, it seems like this trend of actors/actresses joining Hollywood’s elite because of their mommys/daddys has gotten way out of control.

I appreciate that sometimes an audience grows attached to a specific celebrity and when they pass away or retire their siblings take over the roles that they played earlier and that the audience feels comfortable without having to deal with change. Unfortunately, too many celebrity families are trying to build billion dollar empires through their families and are misguided in the fact that their super-human gene talents may have not passed down to every single family member.

With this being said, I will admit that once in a while a family member does surprise me and may in fact do a better job then their ancestors. But for every needle in a haystack there’s an overpopulation of crap that the audience shouldn’t have to deal with and should exit Hollywood as soon as possible.

Ashlee Simpson

Not to be mistaken with any Simpson cartoon character, Ashlee Simpson has got to go. I don’t know which part of her is sadder. The fact that she’s only famous because of her sister Jessica or because her album was #1 on the charts even after she flat-out lip-synched on live tv. I don’t much care for Jessica either but at least she can hit a tune. The saddest part is seeing her father/manager pimp her out to every little show that he can get a time slot for her whereas more deserving artists are left without a gig to show for themselves. I’m making a plea to the 12-18 year old girls with disposable income out in the world: Please use your money on someone with some musical talent.

Melissa Rivers

Her mommy might be the butt of jokes every week because of her plastic surgery but at least she managed to get her own talk show and become a steady entertainer in the world of tv tabloids. Melissa on the other hand leached on to her mommy and managed to get a gig with the E! Entertainment network and has been able to sit comfortably interviewing celebrities for the longest while. I think almost any human being with half a brain can do that job for a living but did it have to go to daughter of a celebrity- I don’t think so.
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Every so often we like to recommend things that we think our audience will enjoy. This article happens to deal with things that we hope get across our message of laziness a bit better. We have created a list (in no particular order) of things that we feel will help make us a much lazier society and will help make our lives a little bit easier one day at a time.

-The first item on our list comes from our favorite robot company, Irobot, who have designed a new robot called Scooba. A scooba will assist humans with washing, scrubbing, and drying the floor for you. There’s no need to do any washing anymore as this robot will clean underneath tables as well as any hard to reach places that you can’t reach by yourself.

-The next item on our list is for that lazy person who can’t seem to be able to find the remote control or is simply too lazy to get up to turn the t.v. off. The TV-B-Gone can turn off virtually any television on the market with the click of a button. It’s perfect for turning off your own t.v., causing havoc at the local electronics store or simply ringing in the new year.

-Another perfect favorite of ours is the Roll Bar – Mobile Refrigerator. This is a portable refrigerator that can stay unplugged for up to 5 hours and can hold over 50 cans. It’s the perfect portable device that you can bring with you to any part of your house or while relaxing poolside with some friends. (more…)

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Jamie Foxx (born Eric Marlon Bishop on December 13, 1967 in Terrell, Texas) is an American actor, comedian, and Contemporary R&B singer. He won the 2005 Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in Ray, a biopic about the life of the late musician Ray Charles. He is the fourth person in history to have a #1 album and to have won an Academy Award. Although Foxx has played the piano for many years, it was a cameo appearance in rap artist Twista’s hit single ‘Slow Jamz’ that the world caught on to Foxx’s musical talent. He had also previously released an album in 1994 with the Fox Record Label but the album went virtually unnoticed.

Foxx continued his musical talents by lending his vocal talents on 50 cent’s massacre album as well as appearing in Kanye West’s ‘Gold Digger’ single which topped the Billboard Top 100. During the 2005 Grammy Awards, Foxx performed live with Alicia Keys and Quincy Jones singing “Georgia on My Mind” in tribute to the late Ray Charles. Foxx also continues to be an actor and will be featured in several upcoming blockbuster movies including the movie adaptation of Miami Vice.

He has also released a second album entitled ‘Unpredictable’ with 2 singles that include ‘ Unpredictable’ (featuring Ludacris) and ‘Extravaganza’ (featuring Kanye West). The album reached #2 on the billboard charts in its first week and soon reached the #1 spot the next week selling over 200 000 copies. Foxx is currently nominated for a 2005 Grammy Award for Best R&B Male Vocal Performance (“Creepin”). Check out his latest album ‘Unpredictable’ which is on sale in stores nationwide right now.

Some information courtesy of http://www.wikipedia.org

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