2012 is approaching and people are beginning to worry about the possibility that the world might end. Some people think that it might be a virus, a volcano, an asteroid or even a zombie outbreak. There are many new television shows popping up which show doomsday preppers trying to prepare for the inevitable apocalypse. We watched a few of these shows and started to wonder what it would be like if we were preparing for our own end of days.
-The first thing that I would do is to sit down and contemplate all of the mistakes that I have made (And there have been many). What if I had scored the winning goal in the hockey game and not have been tripped up by that goalie throwing his stick at me? Why didn’t I study harder for that final exam and not have to repeat that math course for the third time? Why did I say that I would take out the trash soon but then throw it over into my neighbour’s backyard? There are so many things to remember which I did that sucked the big time that it’s better to remember the better things in life.
-The next thing to do would be to sit down and contemplate all of the things that I have accomplished in my life. Well, for starters, I’m not dead yet. So…that’s a good sign even though the world may potentially end. Also, I managed to finish college even though it took me about three years longer than most people. I built a bird house once. That was pretty cool. I’ve watched more movies and television shows than most people have in their entire lives. This might be handy if we have any survivors and they need people to recreate some of their favorite movies for them. That about sums it up. Were you expecting anything else from the same person who created a web site dedicated to being lazy?
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