We all like soup. Everybody and their mother enjoys soup. But the days of your mother or grandmother standing in front of the kitchen for hours at a time making the stuff are way over. Thanks to the help of scientists and cooks turning yummy flavours into dust; we can now make soup in less than 5 minutes. First, it was the Japanese that invented ramen noodles which took less than 5 minutes to cook and came in a variety of flavours. Now, it’s the Americans turn at not only perfecting upon this, but eliminating the need for a bowl or a spoon.

You can now buy all sorts of different soups simply from a vending machine or straight from a cup at your local grocery store. Because let’s face it, 5 minutes takes too damn long and we needed to cut that time down to under a minute. We can now enjoy the fact that we can sip soup and look cool. We can look cool and sophisticated in the same way that a teen sips on a Starbucks coffee and thinks that they’re mature and a grownup.

Screw cigarettes and alcohol; the new cool thing to do is to sip premium soup out of a cup while jumping into your convertible. The cool thing is that for people like myself; I no longer need to wash out the damn pot after using it to cook the noodles with and I can simply throw my damn cup in the garbage when I’m done with it. If making soup in less than a minute is for you, I highly recommend you pick yourself up a soup in a cup as soon as possible.

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