This quote comes from the hilarious new television show called Drawn Together. For those unfamiliar with the premise of the show; a bunch of castmates are on a reality tv show sort of like big brother except they’re all cartoon characters. The characters on the show are also stereotypes or knockoffs of real cartoons as you have captain hero (superman) , spanky ham(any flash cartoon), Xandir (Link from Legend Of Zelda) , Toot( 50s cartoon character Betty Boop) , Clara ( Little Mermaid Disney Character), Foxxy Love (Character from Josie and The Pussycats) , Ling-Ling(Pokemon), and Woldoor Sockbat (Spongebob Squarepants).In this episode, Clara’s cousin comes to town and Clara is ashamed of her because she’s mentally retarded. Unfortunately for Clara, Captain hero has a crush on her cousin and tries to act nice towards Clara to get inside her cousin’s pants. Captain Hero tries to pretend that he really loves Clara’s cousin but in this quote, Spanky Ham pretty much messes that all up for our hero friend.

Clara: “If that is the truth, then I am truely happy for the two of you, you’re a good man Captain Hero, I knew I could trust you.”Spanky Ham: “Well, nice work Captain Hero. Here’s the $50 I bet you to have sex with Bleh. Oh, I mean um, here is the fifty dollars… uh Captain Hero won off me, because, uh, I bet him he would not have sex with your special cousin Bleh. But he did, in fact have sex with her, oh yes he did. For fifty dollars. Whew, man, saved it.”

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We start off 2006 with a very funny quote from a recent Saturday Night Live Skit. Lazy Sunday is a music video starring Saturday Night Live cast members Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg that aired on the December 17, 2005, episode of the show. The video shows both cast members rapping on the streets of New York while they consume cupcakes and go and see the film ‘The Chronicles of Narnia’. While there were many funny quotes from the video, the one that sticks in my mind was so popular that they recently began to sell t-shirts from the quote. The quote says that Mr. Pibb and Red Vines can be consumed together by biting both ends of a Red Vine off and using it as a straw, and therefore we get this funny little math equation.

-“Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equal crazy delicious.”

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Steven Wright is an American actor, writer, and stand-up comedian. He is best known for his quick witted one-liners and has also appeared as himself in several television shows and movies including half baked and mad about you. In 2005, Comedy Central named Steven one of the top 25 stand up comedians of all time. To honour Steven this month, we salute him with one of his own one liners just for you.

“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.”

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