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Al Franken is a American humorist, comedian, author, screenwriter, clown, commentator, and radio host, noted for his liberal politics. Franken was with Tom Davis part of the comedy duo “Franken & Davis,” which wrote for and performed for NBC’s Saturday Night Live. He is currently the host of Air America Radio’s flagship program, The Al Franken Show.Al is a frequent speaker at USO Tours to help support the troops. He often gets asked questions regarding the safety of himself and other actors when they visit war torn countries especially after a mortar was fired and nearly exploded in a Baghdad hotel he was staying at recently. Al likes to tell the story of running into Sylvester Stallone, who asked Franken about the safety of U.S.O tours. He says he met Stallone in a library shortly after he tried to steer away from the party to get some fresh air. Stallone remembered him as a frequent guest on USO tours and asked him a similar question as Stallone had apparently had second thoughts about attending any future USO events. Franken thought about the question for a second, then took a long pause and replied with this funny quote

“Wait a second……………………..Weren’t you Fucking Rambo?” Franken asked him. “Yeah,” Stallone replied, “but I like my life.”

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Halloween is at the end of October so it seems fitting that this month’s quote comes directly from one of the greatest horror movie franchises alive. Army of Darkness is the third film in the Evil Dead Trilogy and the story’s hero, Ash, decides to introduce the undead to his favorite weapon once again.

Ash: “You see this? THIS… is my BOOM STICK!”

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Dave Attell is a stand up comedian from New York City and has done many comedy specials for such networks as HBO and Comedy Central. Dave Attell’s biggest job right now is “Insomniac with Dave Attell” on Comedy Central. Dave is the writer and host of the show, which has aired four seasons, and now tapes special episodes. Here is a quote from Dave talking about the downsides of being drunk.

“Here’s a tip: never get drunk while wearing a hooded sweatshirt. You will eventually think there’s someone right behind you.”

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